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Express What He’s Got, Oh Baby! Ready or Not!

Express What He’s Got, Oh Baby! Ready or Not! 16 January 2015 Has everyone secretly been sneaking out and expressing their dogs’ anal glands without telling me? Seriously. Is this a thing? Betty White, my sweet senior Maltese was scooting … Continue reading

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Poop Happens

Poop Happens 14 September 2014   Each year, to re-teach the Elements of Story, I use David Sedaris’, Big Boy. In the story, he visits the powder room and finds a large turd in the toilet. The ensuing battle illustrates … Continue reading

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Peppermint Scented Pick-up Bags

Currently, three dogs make up the Hooker Horde.  If each dog poops twice a day, that requires six bags.  But, Booker T. Washington (aka Mavros) is a walk-and-POOPer.  He, therefore, can use up to three bags on for one poop.  … Continue reading

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