Driving to mom’s fluff-n-fold.
MOM: What are you wearing?
ME: A dress.
MOM: Does it zip on both sides?
MOM: So, you have to zip it from the bottom?
ME: No. I just pull it over my head.
MOM: Well, what are you wearing under it? You look naked.
MOM: Well, when you were walking away from me, I could see EVERY bump.
ME: Mom. I’m hot. I wear as little as possible.
MOM: You know what your Nana said.
ME: Yes. Wearing clothes keeps you cool.
MOM: Modest light coverings.