This is my bed. It is also the dogs’ bed.

A few weeks ago, I discovered a giant hole in the purple top sheet. Someone, featured in this photo, may have been scratching his way to China.

So, now, NOTHING matches.

The bottom sheet is purple, the top sheet is rose colored, and only two of the pillow cases match. (My mother made the Care Bear pillowcases when I was in the eighth grade.)