A Maxi Dress is Not As Absorbent

NEIGHBOR:  Come over for corn on the cob.


ME:  Okay.

NEIGHBOR: (Carrying cold Sauvignon Blanc, 4 cobs of corn, and the butter dish.) Do we need napkins?

ME: No. I’m wearing a maxi dress.

NEIGHBOR: A max dress is not as absorbent as a maxi pad.

ME:  I’m just saying, I’ve got a lot of extra fabric here.


About Julie Hooker

I'm a teacher, writer, and editor. In addition, I'm an animal rescuer, yogi, and friend.
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