My Uneven Tan is Attributed to . . .

My brother is tall, dark, and handsome.  Literally.

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I, however, am fun-sized and bordering on albino-like in regard to my coloring.

While Jeff turns Africa dark in the summer, I slather sunscreen over my rub-on tan.

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In addition to having a slight-orange tint, my “tan” is often uneven because Houston tries to lick my legs.

I joke that he’s the reason we can’t have nice things. But, he is the reason I can’t have an even orange tan.

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I am a school teacher, animal advocate and rescuer, yogi, and happy!
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