My brother is tall, dark, and handsome.  Literally.

I, however, am fun-sized and bordering on albino-like in regard to my coloring.

While Jeff turns Africa dark in the summer, I slather sunscreen over my rub-on tan.

In addition to having a slight-orange tint, my “tan” is often uneven because Houston tries to lick my legs.

I joke that he’s the reason we can’t have nice things. But, he is the reason I can’t have an even orange tan.