My brother is tall, dark, and handsome. Literally.
I, however, am fun-sized and bordering on albino-like in regard to my coloring.
While Jeff turns Africa dark in the summer, I slather sunscreen over my rub-on tan.
In addition to having a slight-orange tint, my “tan” is often uneven because Houston tries to lick my legs.
I joke that he’s the reason we can’t have nice things. But, he is the reason I can’t have an even orange tan.