This afternoon, I found a feature on Facebook called, “How to Stop 5 Dangerous Dog Behaviors.” Curious, I clicked on it.
The first behavior to stop is “Eating Inappropriate Things.” Whenever my dogs eat inappropriate things, I blame myself.
Today, I pulled out my wedding dress thinking it would be fun to wear this summer. I remembered that our Samoyed, Gorbachev, chewed up my wedding shoes. He also destroyed the middle console and emergency break in a Subaru Outback.
On the last day of school, while I showered, Houston managed to chew up a highlighter, the cardboard from a roll of toilet paper and two panties. (I was really bummed about losing the Cosabella.
But, all of this was my fault.
I appreciated the article and commit to doing a better job of keeping inappropriate items out of reach. That means, I’ll close my closet door when I’m sorting laundry, use the baby-proofer clasps on the cupboards, and, now that it is summer, spend way more time with my hooligan.
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