Mom got a brand new knee on Monday. She is officially the BIONIC MOMMA. The MOM-versations on her MEDICATION rock.
The day she left the hospital, I took the day off (personal day) to move her. When I arrived, she was with her physical therapist. Right after I stepped in the room, cousin Lynn arrived.
Mom wanted to introduce us to her physical therapist.
MOM: This is my daughter, Julie. She has an artificial knee.
ME: No, I don’t.
MOM: Oh, this is my dear niece, Lynn. She has an artificial knee.
LYNN: Not yet. I have an ankle replacement.
ME: I just have artificial breasts.
MOM: Oh, Julie!
PHYSICAL THERAPIST: This might be a good time for me to leave. (PT backs toward the door.)
ME: You knew.
MOM: I suspected.