The Man in the Orange Apron

The Man in the Orange Apron

 

Curious George has The Man in the Yellow Hat to help him navigate life in the big city. I have A Man in the Orange Apron to help me with everything from propane to rakes. My man lives in the Home Depot.

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Like the motto of House Stark in Game of Thrones is “winter is coming.” Therefore, I started thinking about the snow blower. It needs gas mixed with oil.

Winter is coming this weekend. If I don’t get all of the snow off the driveway, it will ice up for the next five months.

So, I made a stop at the Home Depot.

After finding a man in an orange apron in the light bulb section. . .

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Me:      (Holding a two-gallon red plastic gas can and a big bottle of 2-cycle oil.)   Pardon me. (I smiled.) Hello. Would you mind helping me?

The Man in the Orange Apron:       What do you need?

Me:      How do I unscrew the lid? (Yes, I knew how stupid I sounded.)

The Man in the Orange Apron: Ugh. These are the worst. Let me do it for you.

Me:      (Now, that’s what I’m talkin’ about. I don’t really want help. I want someone to do it for me.)

The Man in the Orange Apron: Press this tab, then twist.

Me:      (Nodding and feigning attentiveness.)

 

The Man in the Orange Apron: (Inserting the yellow nozzle.) When you fill, this presses down. It can’t leak unless this is pressed.

Me: (Still nodding as if I was tracking the details. But, thinking, “stick it in and pour, right?”) Now, what do I do with this? (I held out the bottle of oil.)

 

The Man in the Orange Apron: Don’t you have a man at home to do this?

Me: (Smiling.) No. (If there was a man in my home, do you think I’d be here, with you, my Man in the Orange Apron?)

 

The Man in the Orange Apron: You don’t need this much. You just need the little bottle. Follow me. I’ll show you.

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About hookershorde

I am a school teacher, animal advocate and rescuer, yogi, and happy!
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