The Only One with Opposable Thumbs 

As the only member of the Hooker Horde with opposable thumbs, several jobs fall to me.

I pick up poop, open cans of dog food and pumpkin, cut bags of buffalo flavored grain-free kibble open, brush heavy fur coats, hold leashes, fill water bowls, vacuum, smash sweet potatoes, and maintain the blog.

But, every few days, I wish there someone else with opposable thumbs in the Hooker Horde.

Every few days, when I put on a dress that zips in the back, I think, “If only . . .”