3 Things NOT to Say to an English Teacher You Want to Date
To be fair, presuming you want a second date with me, these are three things you should not say.
- After surveying the coffee table in my living room, “Ummmm. It looks like you read a lot.” (On the table rested four magazines: Vegetarian Times, Vanity Fair, Time, and Yoga Journal along with David and Goliath, The Art of Hearing Heartbeats, The Fault in Our Stars, and The Untethered Soul.)
- “The last book I read was The Great Gatsby in Mr. Gate’s English class at Skyline High School.”
- “I don’t read fiction. I read The Book of Mormon before on my mission.”