Mr. Bun Bun’s Beauty Secrets
By Mr. Sunny Sunny Bun Bun
While at the Fluff ‘n Fold (doggy spa) today, I had a few minutes to reflect on personal grooming. I thought I’d share a few of my secrets with you.
First, Cushing’s Syndrome causes my skin to dry out and flake. Hu-mom warms up coconut oil and spreads it on my belly. I always smell like dessert. Also, did you know coconut oil has been used to treat Alzheimer’s? I find that quite exciting. Double-benefits. I hope hu-mom doesn’t forget to smear it on my tummy!
My second beauty secret is liquid Vitamin E. Recently, my friend, Milo, was treated with radiation for his cancer. You can imagine how that dried out his nose. His people spread liquid Vitamin E on it. Hu-mom just bought a bottle. At my age, my nose is cracking a bit. While I squirm when she drops it on, I kinda’ like to lick it. This has the added benefit of making my nose shiny. The ladies love it.
Finally, as you older gentlemen know, hair starts to grow in funny places as we age. Hu-mom prefers to have the “vet tech” remove the hair from my ears. Stuff gets stuck in it when not removed.
Dude’s got a better grooming regimen than I do!
And, he has a chauffeur.